I Know Local Sport Is Rubbish But.....

On the front page of the local football pullout in the 'Daily Mirror' today a headline reads 'WIN A SKIP FOR YOUR TEAM BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT'. You can imagine the delight of the amateur league teams all over the land "a skip, just want we need to improve team moral". What could actually be won was a complete team kit. It seems that the person who produced the headline could not decide between kit and strip and so amalgamated the two to form 'skip'.